The sun goes down in the evening-who would have thought?

"I can put up with most things but I do draw the line at eurotrash"
               -Plato

Today we are due to go on the much vaunted "sunset cruise" complete with gourmet dinner.
We are driven down to the dock and sit around with the usual no-hopers and eventually jump onto our catamaran. The cruise proceeds pleasantly enough with lots of water and coastline to look at.




We are accompanied by a flotilla of similar boats full of young things in skimpy outfits doing the boogie woogie(I am told that is some sort of terpsichorean gyration). We have unlimited drinks including luke warm white wine and chateau dog's piss-these do not improve with repeated servings.
We note cruise ships who dock here every day in order to puke out hordes of 
ETs who contaminate the the streets and alleyways of Santorini, turning the island into one big vomitorium.

Dinner is served which proved difficult to eat as I had not brought along my chain saw to cut the meat.

The "highlight" of the trip is the viewing of the sunset and we are treated to a stunning vista of greys, blacks and whites accompaied by 1970s disco music-a veritable cornucopia of monochrome.

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